1998 Archive: The Disposable Razor Phone

My new flip phone is so small that if I sneeze, I might accidentally call my boss and delete my contacts.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

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Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

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@Scream_Fan_9609/29/2008 07:35What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Metacrawler_X05/19/2012 03:33Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Illidan_Blind10/08/2015 00:21I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Salad_Fingers_F04/23/2001 23:49I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Dark_Web_Joker05/06/2010 07:31Found this on the deep end of the net.