Why did the lawyer wear “Disguise” glasses? He was afraid his “Ask Jeeves” search history would be used to impeach him.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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