2015 Archive: The Diet

“I’m on the ‘Data Diet’. I only eat things that have a barcode I can scan into my watch.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

@Flash_Animator01/08/2011 13:05I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Java_Applet_User04/06/2012 04:14This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Nsync_Justin09/21/1999 00:47Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Binary_Boy08/21/2013 03:5801001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Project_Mayhem07/23/1998 12:54Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Goosebumps_Kid11/16/1998 11:36Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Chocolate_Rain03/28/2012 19:12I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Best_Viewed_IE410/11/2012 10:09Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan09/17/2012 08:05OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!