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2024 Classic: The Diet 2

“I’m eating ‘Carbon-Negative’ lettuce.” “So… you’re eating dirt?” “Expensive dirt.”

Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
The Weight Loss Secret
A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ozempic 2.0
I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition
In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Diet 2
"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
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I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja07/15/2006 08:50Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Buffy_Summers_9709/13/2012 21:48Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Napster_User_9904/21/2003 10:54Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli01/11/1997 23:00That still only counts as one laugh!
@Linkin_Park_Fan01/01/2005 18:07In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Thundercats_Ho08/01/1995 17:53Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Confused_Travolta10/08/2005 12:46Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Excite_User_9712/28/2014 22:34This site is very exciting!
@Rocket_Jumper05/09/1995 15:15This humor took me to new heights!
@Mondo_Media_X07/01/2012 06:59Top tier web animation humor!

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