1998 Archive: The Diet

“I want you to eat more greens.” “Does mint chocolate chip count?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

@PalmPilot_Pro01/24/2001 01:17Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club07/05/2004 23:57A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Mini_Me_Rocks11/23/2013 19:23... (Laughter in silence).

@Evil_Kermit_M08/23/2006 11:14Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Futurama_Fry_M01/07/2012 17:39Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

@Deal_With_It_G04/19/2011 20:45Deal with it. This is gold.