Why did the traveler miss the flight? Because he tried to check the gate number on a 28.8k modem and the connection dropped when his mom picked up the phone.
Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1996 “World Wide Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
As if! This is too funny.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!