Why did the lawyer bill for a full day? He spent 7 hours listening to the modem noise trying to download a single PDF.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!