2021 Classic: The Dentist 2

“This might hurt.” “My teeth?” “No, the fact that I’m charging you for the ‘Air Purification System’ I installed.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@CoolSkater9811/01/2014 10:43Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Hanson_Fan_9710/18/2012 23:43Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione10/16/2013 05:46It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan11/18/1995 13:03Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Rugrats_Tommy06/03/2015 07:42A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Scumbag_Steve_X06/26/2011 04:50Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.