2014 Classic: The Dentist 2

“This might hurt.” “My teeth?” “No, the fact that I’m live-tweeting this extraction.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@ModemWarrior12/21/1995 08:26I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Zoolander_Blue06/23/2009 15:10Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@WiFi_Zero_One01/11/2005 08:22Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Pirate_Bay_9907/22/2011 18:19Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Orange_Mocha_F03/09/2001 16:24Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Rick_Roller_0708/01/2004 18:56Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Ermahgerd_Girl12/13/2008 18:38ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Midi_Background02/26/2000 04:44Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Tablet_User_1001/28/2000 17:39Tapping my way to a good mood.