Why did the world lose its greatest storyteller? To remind us that “Language” is the only weapon that can truly dismantle a wall.
Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Not bad. Not bad at all.