Why did General McChrystal complain about slide decks? Because he realized that we spent more man-hours choosing the right “Bullet Point” icon than we did actually tracking the enemy.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
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The front page of the internet... in 1999!
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I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!