Two. One to screw it in and one to stab him while “Bye Bye Bye” plays.
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Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
I should make a game about this joke.
I see what you did there. Clever!