2014 Vintage: The “Dark Horse” Katy Perry

Why was the 4th so “Egyptian”? Because Katy Perry’s video made “Gold and Blue” the official color palette of every 2014 firework show.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the chair next to you "occupied"? Because John Krasinski ...read more »

Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »

In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »

Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »

In 2002, Independence Day was a mix of classic American pride and...read more »

Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »

Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »

Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a "Spot" from Bo...read more »

Why did the mustard bottle talk back? Because it was an "AI-Sauce...read more »

Impossible 8 Final?: Why was the Dad hanging off a drone? Because...read more »

Why was the BBQ "Kombat-ready"? Because Karl Urban as Johnny Cage...read more »

In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »

Why was the 2024 BBQ so "Loud"? Because the beef of the century m...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Vampire-less"? Because Marvel delayed the mov...read more »

@AOL_Instant_Msg04/17/2001 10:26I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Men_In_Black_K02/11/2007 11:37We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Winamp_Playlist11/10/2008 00:22Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Doge_Much_Funny03/01/1996 23:35Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan02/03/2000 07:37OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

@Wall_Post_Hero04/06/2000 03:19Posting this to my own wall right now!