2005 Archive: The Da Vinci Code (Movie Hype)

Why were people still staring at the “Last Supper” painting? Because they were 100% sure there was a secret map to the hidden “extra” bottle of wine.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »

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Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »

Why is everyone so relaxed? Because 2025 was the year "Friday" o...read more »

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Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowm...read more »

In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a&nbsp...read more »

In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »

Why is there a ring light over the ham? Because 2025 is the year...read more »

In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro09/22/2012 09:40Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Beverly_Hills_9021002/03/2004 07:21The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Mean_Girls_Regina07/16/2000 04:46Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione10/06/2005 22:56It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Iron_Man_Tony07/09/2001 00:25I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Memento_Guy02/28/2004 14:11Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Map_Maker_X07/06/2008 14:12The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.