“Doctor, I feel cold.” “Try turning up the brightness on your monitor.”
Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Generic 2
"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »
The Mirror Diagnosis
When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bill
"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Prescription
"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Anesthesia
"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.