2016 Vintage: The Cubs Win

A guy walks in wearing a Chicago Cubs hat and says, “I’ve waited 108 years for this beer!” The bartender says, “You look great for your age.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving ...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid07/15/2008 14:33Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Independence_Day08/15/2007 12:50Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter03/08/2015 15:07My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Coffee_Addict01/20/2002 03:51404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Ninja_Turtle_R11/25/2005 21:25Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Blue_Your_My_Boy07/09/2014 08:03You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Excite_User_9708/25/1996 18:08This site is very exciting!

@Fred_Channel_0611/11/2004 00:41HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

@Retweet_King07/12/2000 12:08RT if you think this is funny!