Why was he talking to Piers Morgan? Because he wanted to burn down Manchester United on his way out, ensuring he would have a lot of free time during the World Cup.
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.