Why did two law firms merge in 1998? They wanted to create a monopoly on “reasonable doubt.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I am crying... with laughter!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!