Why were they the MVPs? Because one guy with a radio and a GPS was more dangerous in 2001 than an entire battalion of artillery.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
The history of humor in one post.
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