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2003 Archive: The Cold Mountain Journey

Why Jude Law? For walking across the entire South just to find Nicole Kidman, who looked remarkably well-moisturized for someone living through the Civil War.

Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2003 “Pirate Swagger, Fish Finding & The King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch01/13/2008 17:00There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Titanic_Jack04/13/2012 17:10I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance01/05/2006 23:37Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Jordan_Fan_2304/05/1996 04:50Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs02/15/1997 19:48Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@White_Goodman_G01/17/2000 01:46We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Brennan_Huff_X09/14/2000 05:23I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Gaia_Online_Gold03/03/2005 03:27Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Warcraft_Orc08/24/2012 13:42Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Boxxy_Queen08/27/2007 13:40I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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