Why did the Danes leave? To get home in time to remind the world that they were “There for the important part” (the first 15 minutes).
Part of the 41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
This joke is an Epic Win!