I left the theater with a headache and a deep suspicion of giant monsters attacking Manhattan.
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!