2009 Classic: The Closing Argument

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Startup Accelerator.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@ICQ_Master9908/20/1999 17:26Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Matrix_Glitch01/16/2002 01:48There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Beavis_Butthead07/03/2004 21:33Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Neo_The_One11/27/2010 07:16I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F11/30/2015 07:09The future is laughing at us.

@Llamas_With_Hats04/20/1999 15:33Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

@Deal_With_It_G10/22/2008 15:15Deal with it. This is gold.