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2007 Vintage: The Closing Argument

 Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “App Store developer.”

Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition
In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Evidence
 A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Small Print
 He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
 A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Power Move
 A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
 A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer02/02/2013 13:57You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Y2K_Ready02/13/1996 16:49If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@SimCity_Mayor03/18/2006 16:26Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Coffee_Addict01/09/2002 23:15404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Starship_Troopers05/12/2000 04:05I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Nu_Metal_Kid05/30/1995 04:46I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Champ_Kind_Wham05/20/2009 14:44WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan01/31/2012 01:13My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Guestbook_Signer11/18/2006 06:02Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Friendster_Ghost01/28/1997 10:53Remember me? I’m still laughing.

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