Why did the RNC feature an empty chair? To show that in 2012, a 92-year-old legend arguing with furniture was still more coherent than most of the 24-hour news cycle.
Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The "Unburdened by What Has Been"
Why was this Kamala’s favorite phrase? Because it’s the most soph...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mar-a-Lago West Wing
Why is so much business happening in Florida? Because in 2025, "S...read more »
33 Presidential Jokes: The 2001 “New Beginnings & Brave Faces” Edition
In 2001, the American Presidency moved from the "Saxophone Era" t...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Weird" Label
Why was the word "Weird" the biggest 2024 weapon? Because in a wo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Inauguration 2.0 Weather
Why was the 2025 Inauguration so bright? Because even the sun kne...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Hisp-pander-ing" Accusations
Why were both sides dancing to Latin music? Because in 2024, "Des...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vivek Effect
Why is Vivek Ramaswamy everywhere? To prove that in 2025, the bes...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Joe Biden in the Amazon" Trip
Why did he walk into the jungle? To show that even after the elec...read more »
41 Presidential Jokes: The 2008 “Yes We Can & Financial Meltdown” Edition
In 2008, the American Presidency was a roller coaster that ran ou...read more »
2025 Archive: The "No More Remote Work" Order
Why did the President order federal workers back to their desks? ...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The "Woke" Archive
Why are they digitizing old HR manuals? To create a museum of "Th...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Quote
Why was JD Vance’s old comment a 2024 hit? To remind the world th...read more »
2025 Classic: The "X" Phone
Why is the White House switching to a new smartphone? So the Pres...read more »
32 Presidential Jokes: The 2005 “Katrina & Keyboard Cats” Edition
In 2005, the "Second Term Blues" hit the White House like a storm...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!