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2005 Classic: The Chicago White Sox

Why was the “other” curse broken? Because everyone was so busy talking about the Red Sox in 2004 that they forgot the White Sox hadn’t won since 1917—until they swept the World Series and shut everyone up.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@SpiderMan_Tobey02/21/2004 13:10With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
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@Epic_Fail_Guy03/01/1997 15:57This joke is an Epic Win!
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