Why did the President go there? To prove that “Executive Power” includes the right to eat crab cakes without a press conference.
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Found a real treasure with this one.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
I should make a game about this joke.
This is the future of humor!