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1995 Vintage: The Chemical Weapons Ban

Why were we destroying old shells? To prove that the 20th century was finally tired of killing people with gas—now we prefer high-explosive thermobarics.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.112/15/2010 21:32Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@PalmPilot_Pro08/03/2012 00:15Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Zoolander_Derek07/25/2010 09:34What is this? A joke for ants?
@Harry_Potter_Hermione05/15/2004 19:04It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Dorm_Room_Hero04/14/2014 19:42My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Linux_Distro_User11/18/2009 15:56Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Double_Rainbow_G03/05/2007 11:10What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Anonymous_User07/16/2015 07:47We are many. We are laughing.
@Tablet_User_1011/05/1998 08:39Tapping my way to a good mood.

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