Why were we destroying old shells? To prove that the 20th century was finally tired of killing people with gas—now we prefer high-explosive thermobarics.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
What is this? A joke for ants?
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
We are many. We are laughing.
Tapping my way to a good mood.