“Hey, can you look at this socket through my camera and tell me if I’m turning it clockwise in a flirty voice?”
Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2024 – The Year of the “Brat Summer” archive. Historically Verified
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Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.