“I want three women to follow my every command.” “Sir, this is a Wendy’s, not a 70s TV show reboot.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Doctor Mom
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The Morning Wish
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Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
One billion... laughs!