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2012 Vintage: The CGI Vampire Baby

 Why was it mocked? Because “Renesmee” looked like a haunted Victorian doll that was possessed by a budget computer from 1998.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Twilight’s End, Battleship & Sandler’s Solo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2019 “Cats, CGI Fur & The Fanatic” Edition
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2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
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2024 Legacy: Worst Actor
 Why Jerry Seinfeld? For proving that "What's the deal with bad m...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2018 “Holmes & Watson, Gotti & Presidential Wins” Edition
In 2018, the 39th Razzie Awards faced a year where real-world pol...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
 Why Jason Momoa? For appearing in a pink leather jacket and a fr...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition
In 2023, the 44th Razzie Awards feasted on a childhood icon turne...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
 Why Snow White? Because some mirrors should never be looked into...read more »
2024 Classic: The Harold and the Purple Crayon Burn
 Why Zachary Levi? For a movie that tried to draw a profit and on...read more »

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2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
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2025 Classic: Minecraft’s Costume Design
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer07/04/2010 10:39You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Forrest_Gump_8809/29/2014 13:22Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Korben_Dallas_Tax06/25/2003 21:30I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Dodgeball_Pat03/04/2000 21:52If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Nyan_Cat_Space01/12/1995 09:29Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Delicious_Links10/10/2009 03:37Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Second_Life_Avy08/09/2010 23:04In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular11/03/2014 09:12I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Homestar_Runner04/15/2003 04:12That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

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