1998 Classic: The CD

Why did the blonde put a CD in the microwave? She wanted to hear “hot” music.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Legally_Blonde_Elle10/10/2012 15:57What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Simpson_Quotes02/09/2010 23:53D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@SouthPark_Stan08/11/2003 02:32Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Pentium_Power02/23/1995 17:17My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@DotCom_Survivor12/07/2000 08:50I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Bad_Luck_Brian09/04/2008 19:50Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Success_Kid_Win05/23/1995 21:04Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Best_Viewed_IE402/13/2003 03:49Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Filter_Fanatic05/15/2004 04:49This joke looks better with a sepia filter.