1996 Archive: The Casio G-Shock

Why did everyone check their watch? Because the G-Shock was the only thing rugged enough to survive a direct hit from a rogue Sparkler.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, Independence Day was all about "Every day I'm shufflin'....read more »

Why was the BBQ so "Yellow and Red"? Because the movie was coming...read more »

In 2008, Independence Day was a mix of superhero optimism and eco...read more »

Why was the marshmallow glowing? Because it was infused with "Saf...read more »

In 2018, Independence Day was a "Survival Challenge." We were all...read more »

Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »

Why was the drive to the beach so intense? Because George Miller ...read more »

In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »

In 2009, Independence Day felt like the dawn of a new digital obs...read more »

Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »

Why was the 4th so "British"? Because UK Drill made its way to th...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Spooky"? Because Michael Keaton was coming ba...read more »

Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »

Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »

@ICQ_Master9911/08/2012 07:06Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Zelda_Link09/25/2011 06:56It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@AskJeeves_Fan07/26/2015 09:08Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Fresh_Prince_9001/06/2008 01:04In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@QuickTime_Viewer02/16/2004 01:38Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@PeanutButter_J05/09/2007 14:13It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@GG_WP_9810/18/1999 02:35Good game, well played. This is a winner.