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2012 Classic: The Carly Rae Jepsen Fan

 “Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my socket, so light me maybe?”

Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically Verified

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@Duke_Nukem_Fan04/07/1996 09:23I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
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