1996 Archive: The Cargo Pants Capacity

I have enough pockets to carry a Discman, a pager, and a cellular phone, yet I still can’t find my keys.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

Someone just controlled a computer with their brain. I still can...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

Step into 2021 – the year of the Squid Game global obsession, the...read more »

2025 is the year of the "Moonwalk" resurgence.Part of the 61 Obs...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

Step into 2013 – the year of the Frozen takeover, the launch of V...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan04/25/2012 07:54I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@WAP_Navigator05/23/2007 17:17Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Beanie_Baby_Collector05/03/2000 09:57This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Floppy_Fanatic03/02/2004 01:38Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@USB_Pioneer08/15/2015 09:52Plug and Play laughter!

@DVD_Rom_King10/04/1996 19:05More capacity for humor on this site!

@Cyber_Security_X09/19/2001 12:18Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Harambe_Memories03/08/2000 01:08Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).