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2023 Vintage: The “Canon Event” Watcher

 None. “I can’t interfere, Miles. The light bulb burning out is a canon event. It’s what makes you who you are.”

Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer Glow archive. Historically Verified

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@Memento_Guy05/24/2013 12:51Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
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@Keyboard_Cat_P01/04/2000 04:48Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
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