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2012 Classic: The Cabin in the Woods Twist

Why the coffee mug? For a horror movie that made fun of every other horror movie while proving that Chris Hemsworth can’t jump a motorcycle over a canyon.

Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker01/01/2001 02:35It really whips the llama's ass!
@Ebay_Sniper05/14/1997 18:39Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Fat_Bastard_Get05/28/2008 07:46Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Orange_Mocha_F02/28/2010 10:58Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy02/26/2005 08:58You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Philosoraptor_X11/18/2008 19:47If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@CounterStrike_Pro05/26/2004 09:26Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@No_Way_Jose07/01/2009 12:33No way! That’s too much!

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