Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.”
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
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Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
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