A movie about cowboys that made the entire world realize that “I wish I knew how to quit you” is the ultimate line for any toxic habit.
Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
We are many. We are laughing.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!
First! And it’s funny!