2021 Archive: The Britney Freedom

Why did the probate lawyer cry when Britney was freed? Because a “conservatorship” ending is a billable cycle closing forever.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

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The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

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@Skate_Or_Die_9912/03/2008 07:42Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril12/14/2001 15:23He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Trololo_Man_7006/21/2004 03:15Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Railgun_Sniper01/19/2002 09:25I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Slow_Clap_Guy07/05/2015 21:39...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost08/23/2001 02:44Laughing at the security of my own ribs!