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2011 Legacy: The Bridesmaids Suit

 Why did the lawyer sue the bridal shop? For “intentional infliction of gastrointestinal distress.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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