2008 Legacy: The Breaking Bad Fan

“I am the one who knocks! …Mostly because I can’t see the doorbell in the dark.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two...read more »

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He...read more »

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They a...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single "pinch to zoom." Steve J...read more »

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

In 2009, the world went 3D. We were all obsessed with the glowing...read more »

In 2017, the world was spinning—literally. Fidget spinners were i...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's no...read more »

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She ho...read more »

How many brunettes does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

@Vaporwave_Original10/25/2009 05:47Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Terminator_T80003/13/1999 04:46I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter07/29/2012 13:21My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Frasier_Crane05/26/2000 05:21I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Better_Off_Dead12/08/2004 15:33I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Space_Background04/06/1999 08:44The stars are aligned for this joke.

@StumbleUpon_User11/05/2002 09:03I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!