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1995 Vintage: The “Braveheart” Tease

Why was everyone talking about Mel Gibson’s kilt? Because in 1995, we learned that “Freedom” meant the right to wear a skirt to work and still win Best Director.

Part of the 31 Oscars Jokes: The 1995 “Uma, Oprah & Braveheart” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter10/15/2009 23:094-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Flash_Animator02/14/2010 18:21I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Men_In_Black_J03/19/1997 01:06Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Shrek_Ogrelord01/30/1998 19:35Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee07/13/2014 18:51A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Broadband_Newbie01/18/2010 06:23Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Big_Snatch_Boris04/08/2011 07:57Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real12/25/1997 20:50I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Starcraft_Zerg11/25/1996 08:24Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

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