Why was the 4th so “expressive”? Because Gaga told us we were superstars, and we took that as permission to wear a cape to the firework show.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2011 “Party Rock & Potter’s End” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The The Fall Guy Stunts
Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Mannequins” Edition
In 2016, Independence Day was a "Mobile Adventure." We were all w...read more »
The History Lesson
My uncle was drunk on the Fourth of July and decided to give the ...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Space Odysseys” Edition
In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Kendrick Era
Why was the 2024 BBQ so "Loud"? Because the beef of the century m...read more »
31 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slingers & Idols” Edition
In 2002, Independence Day was a mix of classic American pride and...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Ballerina (John Wick Spin-off)
Why was the 4th so "Gracefully Violent"? Because Ana de Armas pro...read more »
40 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Auto-Tune” Edition
In 2009, Independence Day felt like the dawn of a new digital obs...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Lunch" Billie Eilish
Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »
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2025 Archive: The "Robot Dog" Security
Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a "Spot" from Bo...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition
In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Independence Day was a "Tactile Experience." We were all...read more »
2025 Vintage: The GTA VI Wait
Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
As if! This is too funny.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
M’lady... this joke is superb.