Why was the 2017 BBQ so “Bloody”? Because Cardi B made “bloody shoes” a fashion statement, and we were all just trying to make “yellow mustard” a sauce statement.
Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Independence Day was a "Survival Challenge." We were all...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Vampire" Olivia Rodrigo
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2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Kendrick Era
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2024 Vintage: The The Fall Guy Stunts
Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »
32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition
In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Independence Day was a "Tactile Experience." We were all...read more »
2024 Classic: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (Teasers)
Why was the 4th so "Spooky"? Because Michael Keaton was coming ba...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II (Teasers)
Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2011 “Party Rock & Potter’s End” Edition
In 2011, Independence Day was all about "Every day I'm shufflin'....read more »
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38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, Independence Day was a "Cultural Finale." We were all sa...read more »
40 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Auto-Tune” Edition
In 2009, Independence Day felt like the dawn of a new digital obs...read more »
39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2012 “Avengers & Apocalypse” Edition
In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Espresso" (Still!) Energy
Why are we still clinking spoons? Because 2024 belongs to Sabrina...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!