2009 Archive: The “Blue Force Tracker” 2.0

Why the delay? Because the “Blue Icon” kept getting stuck in a mountain, and the technicians didn’t want to admit it was a software bug.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Satellite Tag" is that n...read more »

Why is it still the baseline? Because in a world of AI and hypers...read more »

In 2012, the military survived the supposed Mayan end of the worl...read more »

In 2025, the military realized that if your AI doesn't have "Edge...read more »

Why the expansion? Because "Logistics" is now the world’s most ex...read more »

Why did the Marines start walking mechanical dogs in 2024? To pro...read more »

Why the demand? Because it makes the "World of 2025" look like a ...read more »

Why did we go back to 155mm shells? Because in 2024, we realized ...read more »

Why the new antennas? To make sure the "Digital Battlefield" stay...read more »

In 2013, the military realized that the "Eye in the Sky" was also...read more »

Why the "Hive" perspective? To make sure the taxpayers feel like ...read more »

Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »

Why was 2025 the year of the "Mosquito"? Because the military rea...read more »

Why were the 2025 spies so small? Because the military started us...read more »

@The_Mask_Smokin11/18/2000 08:47P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa12/08/2001 17:40They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette06/24/2008 18:17I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Mainframe_Manny07/23/2014 09:05Old school processing, new school laughs.

@AllYourBase_9901/04/2003 16:40All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Second_Life_Avy04/17/2012 05:51In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.