It hit 190 when the doctor said his ‘New AI’ thinks my insurance is ‘Hallucinating’.
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI-Skin
"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »
The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »
2025 Archive: The Diet
"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
The Mirror Diagnosis
When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »
2025 Archive: The Exercise
"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bill
"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »
2025 Archive: The Second Opinion
"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Link 2
"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Transplant
"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.