2009 Legacy: The Blood Pressure

It hit 170 when the doctor said he’s not sure if he has any masks left.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan01/25/2003 23:22Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Hotmail_Checker12/22/2013 08:48Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Incredibles_Dash09/11/2002 12:20That was super fast and super funny!

@Jordan_Fan_2306/06/2013 09:49Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Friday_Rebecca07/06/2004 01:22Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Dark_Web_Joker04/04/2008 08:39Found this on the deep end of the net.

@Retweet_King03/10/1999 08:32RT if you think this is funny!