Spending two hours walking in circles at a video store just to end up renting a movie you’ve already seen because the “New Releases” are always gone.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
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