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1995 Vintage: The Blockbuster Gamble

 Spending two hours walking in circles at a video store just to end up renting a movie you’ve already seen because the “New Releases” are always gone.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Campus_King10/28/2002 13:52The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@CSS_Master_9912/18/1996 09:29Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Trinity_Matrix03/29/2007 00:02Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
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@Offspring_Guy12/16/1999 23:17The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Flash_Intro_Hater10/28/2002 02:11Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

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