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1998 Vintage: The “Blade” Movie Influence

Why were there so many people wearing leather jackets in 90-degree heat? Because everyone wanted to look like a vampire hunter at the town square.

Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1998 “Asteroids & Antz” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin03/17/2009 20:57Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@SoulSeek_Fan05/09/2000 11:56Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Wild_Thornberry08/20/2000 12:19Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Zoolander_Mug11/15/2012 09:35I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@White_Goodman_G01/27/2006 19:20We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Netscape_Now_B04/08/2009 09:19I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut08/17/1998 00:51My mind is blown by how funny this is.
@Retweet_King11/27/2009 09:09RT if you think this is funny!

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